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When my young nephew asked me, I decided to level with him. Yes, Aunt Lena died in the room where you sleep every night, in the same bed actually, but that was six months ago.
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When the doctor said the dreaded words "found a spider's nest in your ear hole", it was like I didn't hear him, or didn't want to hear him.
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It's super embarrassing when you're out on a date and you get electrocuted and you let out that really high-pitched panicky scream.
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When my girlfriend didn’t answer, I went to hang up and realized it wasn’t a phone I was holding to my head but A LOADED GUN!
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