Charred Logs Part Three: Collected Quotes and Anecdotes Of Henry Moses

As the grandstand buckled and collapsed around the football field, I kept running for the touchdown as a final tribute to our great fans.

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So I said to Linda “That’s YOUR theory”. But she was right. I hadn’t brushed my teeth.

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It’s embarrassing to choke in a restaurant, but it’s even more embarrassing when you choke on the way there.

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Jeff Healey had no idea he was acting in a movie called Roadhouse. He actually thought Dalton was his friend. Wake up Jeff.

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You know what they say: Walk around slowly and carry a big stick.

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