Hot Burning Logs - Tales From Around The Fire Place
As told by Henry Moses, with Jeremy Milks doing all the computer stuff
Wednesday, February 7, 2024
Sounds Of The City - As Heard By Henry Moses
Monday, February 5, 2024
Charred Logs Part Three: Collected Quotes and Anecdotes Of Henry Moses
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So I said to Linda “That’s YOUR theory”. But she was right. I hadn’t brushed my teeth.
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It’s embarrassing to choke in a restaurant, but it’s even more embarrassing when you choke on the way there.
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Jeff Healey had no idea he was acting in a movie called Roadhouse. He actually thought Dalton was his friend. Wake up Jeff.
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You know what they say: Walk around slowly and carry a big stick.
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Wednesday, January 31, 2024
Charred Logs Part Two: Ancecdotes and Collected Quotes of Henry Moses
Never let the guitar play you. That’s what happened to Jimi Hendrix.
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I wonder if the guy who invented lasagna was so happy that he started doing a little dance and his young helpers were like "dance, Louie, dance!"
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The one character Hollywood should start using more is Batman.
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Almonte is such a nice town to visit. It reminds me of one of those Norman Rockwell movies.
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I think no one came because by mid-July, people are real tired of celebrating birthdays.
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Charred Logs Part One: Anecdotes and Collected Quotes Of Henry Moses
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When my young nephew asked me, I decided to level with him. Yes, Aunt Lena died in the room where you sleep every night, in the same bed actually, but that was six months ago.
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When the doctor said the dreaded words "found a spider's nest in your ear hole", it was like I didn't hear him, or didn't want to hear him.
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It's super embarrassing when you're out on a date and you get electrocuted and you let out that really high-pitched panicky scream.
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When my girlfriend didn’t answer, I went to hang up and realized it wasn’t a phone I was holding to my head but A LOADED GUN!
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Log Crumbs: Editor's Note by Jeremy Milks
Log Crumbs: Editor's Note by Jeremy Milks
Henry Moses is a friend of mine. I've known Henry, oh say, almost 30 years. Yet in those 30 years I've never seen him sit still i...
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Henry Moses is a friend of mine. I've known Henry, oh say, almost 30 years. Yet in those 30 years I've never seen him sit still i...
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I really like that band the Beatles, especially their stuff from the 60’s. ~~~ When my young nephew asked me, I decided to level with him....
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High heels hurriedly clicking on pavement. Muffled saxophones spilling out from bars as people stumble out for a cigarette. Tipsy girls l...